Chapter 59: National Fraud Scheme

[Author: Legendary] [Title: Important Notice (Must Read)]

[(Photo of the Venus Special Edition Movie Card)
(Photo of the Saturn Special Edition Movie Card)
Thank you for watching.
That’s all, take care.]

• [?]
• [Didn’t you say this was a must-read, you lunatic?]
• [Must-read (Victory style)]
• [I just pulled this. Is it good?]
• [Who the hell would be jealous of this LOL]
• [Did you go for a second watch?]
• [Knowing her, she probably kept going until she got it.]
• [Did she watch it 10 times? LOL]
• [“Magical Girls Chronicle is my life” (actual quote)]
• [Venus is fine, but why would you get Saturn, that infuriating girl?]

I couldn’t resist and ended up posting on my Light It Legendary forum.

I kept going back to the theater multiple times because I couldn’t stand having the Venus card without the Saturn card.

After 11 viewings, I finally got Saturn’s card too.

There’s no actual set bonus, but I just couldn’t help showing off.

Honestly, I wanted to testify about my faith—how all 11 viewings were amazing—but that would make me too recognizable.

Hold it in. Hold it in, Legendary.

Since I was already writing a post, I decided to browse the forum a bit.

And then… one title immediately caught my eye.

It was probably just another clickbait post with no substance, but…

[Author: BreadVenusFarmLegend] [Title: Isn’t this Legendary? LOL]

Inside was a screenshot of a long post from another site.

“I work at a movie theater, and I saw something really weird.
There’s an anime movie playing right now.
It’s a magical girl anime, but for some reason, a bunch of men in their 20s and 30s are watching it.
There was a female customer who watched it three times in one day and then came to complain that the special cards weren’t shuffled properly.
But the next day, she came back again, and we started talking about her among the staff.
We decided to keep track to see how many times she’d come.
And this person? Came 10 times in a single week. LOL.
Most people wear masks these days, but hardly anyone wears sunglasses indoors.
But this woman wore both, so she really stood out. LOL.
At this point, we just thought she was an interesting customer.
But then, while I was cleaning the bathroom… I saw it.
She had taken off her mask and sunglasses to wash her face, probably from crying during the movie.
And—holy shit, why did a character just step out of the screen?! LOL.
No exaggeration—she was more beautiful than the actresses on movie posters.
Damn, if I looked like that, I’d be going to church, the temple, and the shrine every damn day to thank the gods. LOL.
Is she an actress? But if she were famous, I’d definitely recognize her…
Maybe she’s a newcomer? But would a famous actress really go out like this? LOL.
My brain just stopped working.
I stared so much that she noticed me, and I pretended to clean to cover it up.
I mean, I was there to clean, but how was I supposed to focus after seeing a face like that?!
Should I have asked for an autograph? But I had no idea who she was. LOL.
In the end, I couldn’t say anything, but damn… a girl that pretty watching a magical girl anime 10 times—that was the funniest part.”

• [Isn’t this kinda doxxing? Maybe you should delete this.]
• [They didn’t even mention which theater. There are tons of them. You’re overthinking.]
• [There are only two theaters that played this movie three times in one day: GigaBox Gangnam-daero and Haeundae.]

Then someone commented:

• [The original post got deleted, but isn’t this Legendary?]
• [Perfectly reasonable suspicion. LOL.]
• [So it’s Ultra High School Level Beautiful Girl Legendary again?]
• [Sickly, delicate, and an absolute otaku (takes anime very seriously).]
• [Why’d you leave out that she’s also a god-tier gamer? LOL.]
• [Legendary, reveal your beautiful face! Show us! Show us!]

I felt my breath catch.

Sure, the people joking in my forum were just messing around, but…

The original post?

That was someone who actually saw me.

The world is way too small.

The outside world is really dangerous!

Why the hell would you write a sighting report online?!

Judging by the comments, they probably didn’t even realize this could get traced back to me…

‘At least they didn’t mention my height. Thank god.’

But now, there were only two possible locations.

Which means GigaBox Gangnam-daero is now off-limits.

‘Staying indoors is the only way.’

It’s not my fault I watched a movie 11 times in a week.

If anyone’s in the wrong, it’s the staff for gossiping like this!

‘Good thing I wasn’t streaming while watching.’

I never use a face cam, but if I had read this live, my reaction would’ve been a disaster.

First, I’d freeze.

Then, I’d short-circuit.

And chat would completely explode:

“Wait, is this really about you??”

“Explain yourself!!”

And I’d get even more flustered.

Thank god I saw this off-stream.

To cover my tracks, I left a casual comment:

• [Man, I wish that were me. If I were that pretty, I’d go to church too. ]

Yeah. I’m never going outside again.

How long am I supposed to stay holed up in my house?

I just wanted to watch a movie.

Why did a sighting of me end up on the internet?!

If I even talk to a guy, people think it’s a confession and chaos ensues.

If I talk to a girl, it’s like we’re from different species.

They just don’t think the same way.

I’m sure of it—

If s*x didn’t exist, men and women would never be able to live together.

“s*x… f*cking hell!”

…Yeah, I had a drink.

My head’s not fully there.

But please—just remember this.

Is this all happening because I’m pretty?

Looking in the mirror somehow eased my stress a little.

Beautiful people have always been the ones to get away with everything.

Then why the hell am I dealing with this bullshit?

Answer: Because I suck at playing along.

I should’ve been a beast tamer, trained these animals properly.

Instead, I just told them all to f*ck off, so they held a grudge.

Gunshots.

Blood.

Screams.

The stench of gunpowder.

The metallic scent of blood rising through the air.

Why the hell does human blood smell so strong?

Overcome with loneliness and the buzz of alcohol—

I turned on my stream.

With my camera.

<WHAT THE f*ck?>

<What’s going on???>

<LIVE CAMERA???!!!>

<This isn’t the size I expected.>

<Hello.>

<New female streamer, Day 1.>

<Why are there two heads on the screen?>

<Baby bottle feed me, mommy.>

Dullahan Cam.

A nickname for a streaming setup where only the lower part of the body is shown, avoiding the head.

Named after the headless ghost, Dullahan, because the head doesn’t appear.

Commonly used by people uncomfortable with face reveals, especially for food streams.

Today’s theme for my food stream is Jack and Coke.

“Cheers!”

I casually poured it into a mug.

Since my stream title is “Cheers,” everyone should already know what I’m drinking.

<Cheers.>

<You should’ve given us a heads-up so we could buy drinks too. LOL.>

<Judging by the body, she’s definitely an adult.>

<I thought she was flat, but only her hands are small.>

<Give me back my curvy Legend!>

You could tell from the chat.

This was my disguise kit.

The G-cup cosplay chest suit I prepared earlier.

Clothes borrowed from Seol Yoon.

And a blonde wig I bought just for this.

Complete beginner’s National Scam Set!

<LOL, BUSTED.>

<This isn’t the Legend I know!>

<You’re disappointed because you had expectations.>

<Hand size doesn’t always match height.>

<Why a drinking stream all of a sudden?>

<Are you an alcoholic?>

“Alcoholic my ass! I last drank on New Year’s. So, let’s see… 1, 2… it’s been three weeks!”

<Counting 15 days as three weeks is kinda shameless.>

<Alcoholism is more about binge drinking, not time gaps.>

[Anonymous has donated 1,000 KRW.]

“Why do I feel like this is gonna go south? End the stream before you do something dumb.”

“Shut up, reaction bot. You guys are only allowed to say things I like!”

<Whoa.>

<So we’re just emotional punching bags now?>

<How are we supposed to know what’s wrong if you don’t tell us?>

“I have no friends. I feel so lonely. Please stay with me.”

<What is up with your voice, seriously?>

[Daddy Long Legs has donated 1,000 KRW.]

“Always supporting you.”

<Donate more, dude. 1,000 KRW?>

<Is money more important, or is love?>

[Legendary Support Captain has donated 100,000 KRW.]

“Here’s that 100,000 KRW you wanted.”

<Why is this so sweet?>

<Is even the donations tsundere now?>

<For that amount, he could’ve done 100 small donations.>

[Anonymous has donated 10,000 KRW.]

“You must be going through a lot. It’s not much, but here’s my viewer’s fee. I always enjoy your streams. Please keep going.”

<Protect our Legend’s mental health!>

<Who hurt you?! Give us a name! We’ll take care of them.>

<Don’t actually drop coordinates, or we’re all screwed.>

<Legendary/Controversy/Location Scandal>

[Viewing Fee has donated 5,000 KRW.]

— “It’s been a while since your last drunken rant stream. I love seeing your human side. Let’s watch for a long time.”

<This is real streaming LOL.>

<Feels like I’m chilling in my living room.>

<Your living room? Can you actually watch this with your parents?>

<It’s just an expression.>

While I was drunk-ranting, the door suddenly opened.

<Is it the manager?>

<Officer, she’s right here.>

<Turning the stream on was the screw-up.>

<But it was fun! Cheers!>

<You had a good time! Cheers!>

<This is peak emotional breakdown.>

The person who entered my room turned off the stream.

<Whoa, four watermelons.>

<WTF.>

<Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.>

I had a feeling I was about to get scolded.

But I was wrong.

Seol Yoon hugged me tightly.

But Seol Yoon…

“I think I’m gonna… throw u—”

BLUURRGGHHH.

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