A Kid Hit Me—My Son Started a War

The bullet comments were dying of laughter.

[“Help, I don’t know who to envy. What kind of universally loved drama queen is this?” (Covering mouth crying.jpg)]

[“I don’t recommend Teacher Tang and Director He do this show. It’s really easy to get pink eye.” (doge)]

[“My poor little one, your baby’s been snatched away. What are you going to do?”]

Xie Yaoyao used his hands and feet, sticking out his little bottom and squeezing hard, finally managing to climb onto Ning Shixue’s lap.

He turned his soft, plump little back to the other kids, wrapped his arms around Ning Shixue’s neck, and absolutely refused to let go.

Xie Yaoyao the Great Demon King was so wronged his eyes were red.

He pouted, tears swirling in his eyes.

Why were there suddenly so many strange kids trying to take his baby away from him?

The baby was supposed to be his alone.

He Miao was the most understanding.

Seeing Xie Yaoyao was unhappy, she stopped trying so hard to stand on tiptoe and hand her bottle to Ning Shixue.

Mu Na had been nearby, braiding her doll’s hair.

It was the doll Tang Haohao had given her for her birthday.

But when she combed the doll’s hair, she couldn’t braid it back after undoing it.

The doll’s hair was a mess from her pulling at it.

“Can you help me braid it again?” Mu Na had to ask Tang Haohao for help.

She had even asked her other good friends for help, but no one could braid it exactly like Tang Haohao.

Tang Haohao put on a serious face and acted aloof for a while.

Just when Tang He’an couldn’t resist the urge to smack him, he finally took the doll, sat on the sofa next to Ning Shixue, and lowered his head to braid its hair.

He took two light blue ribbons and, as he braided the doll’s hair, wove the ribbons into the braids too.

He was much thinner now, and his fingers were more nimble.

In less than three minutes, he had tied two very beautiful braids.

He Miao was incredibly envious.

She leaned nearby and asked, “Can you do my hair like that too?”

Tang Haohao glanced at her and nodded coolly.

Mu Na found a few more ribbons, all taken from the wrapping on her birthday presents.

She had kept them carefully.

Tang Haohao started combing their hair.

He braided hair very quickly, his movements especially deft, yet very gentle.

When He Lin braided He Miao’s little pigtails, he often pulled her hair.

He Miao had braced herself for the pain of having her hair tugged, but surprisingly, it didn’t hurt at all.

[“??????”]

[“I wanted to ask this before. Why is he so skilled? I’m not this skilled.”]

[“Could he have a little sister? But I haven’t heard Brother Tang say he had a daughter.”]

[“Can’t stop laughing. He suddenly got so mature.”]

[“What a ‘little brother’ figure.”]

[“Seriously, I can’t even remember what he looked like in the first episode, fighting with Xie Yaoyao over Ultraman cards.” (Crying.jpg)]

When Mu Yuan came back from training in the evening, He Miao and Mu Na already had their braids done.

The two little girls had identical hairstyles and the same heavy stage makeup on their faces.

They both turned and stared at him at the same time.

Mu Yuan, carrying his skates, looked up and was startled.

Where did these monsters come from?

He couldn’t even tell which one was his own sister.

Actually, the guests coming back to film the show made Grandpa Mu’s family very happy.

Grandpa and Grandma Mu loved children anyway.

Mu Na was waiting for Tang Haohao to help braid her doll’s hair, and she got along really well with He Miao.

As for Mu Yuan…

[“I’d bet he definitely likes Ningning. As soon as he walked in the door, he glanced over at him. But he’s got good boundaries; he only looked once and then didn’t look again.”]

[“President Xie, where are you? Your wife is about to be stolen by a high school boy again.” (Hands clasped.jpg)]

[“If it were me, I’d like him too. Who wouldn’t? Has no one watched the trailer for ‘I See the Immortal Lord’? I suspect my wife is trying to seduce me.” (Covering mouth crying.jpg)]

[“It airs tonight at eight. I’m a bit excited and a bit scared. What is Director He thinking?”]

He Miao and the others had moved away, and Qin Naonao didn’t keep clinging to Ning Shixue either.

He ran off to find his own dad.

Qin Zhou was an artist with Shengxing Entertainment, which was under the Xie Group.

In other words, Ning Shixue was his boss’s wife.

He was pretty nervous about being on this show.

Especially with Ji Qing’s situation as a cautionary tale.

He had no intention of causing any trouble; he just wanted to film quietly and get it over with.

He was a specialist in playing the devoted second male lead.

In ‘I See the Immortal Lord,’ his role was the third male lead, also secretly in love with the Immortal Lord.

Although he wasn’t particularly famous, he had been in many dramas and had a good rapport with the audience.

Many people in the bullet comments were thinking about Ji Xiao.

Ji Xiao never spoke much on the show, always hiding quietly by himself as a little lump.

Or playing on the floor with Xie Yaoyao.

Now that he wasn’t here, it was actually quite sad.

Especially with a show like this, viewers always grew more attached to the kids who were there from the beginning.

But luckily, Qin Zhou had the filter from his second male lead roles, so no one in the comments disliked him.

Some people even asked why Naonao wasn’t playing with the other kids.

Xie Yaoyao lay in Ning Shixue’s arms.

He finally accepted that He Miao had put on makeup.

Actually, it wasn’t that scary.

Since He Miao was a kid he knew, he could reluctantly accept it.

After a while, he felt he had snuggled enough.

He didn’t want to be held anymore and got down to play with Tang Haohao.

Xie Yaoyao took out his Ultraman cards and pattered over to Tang Haohao.

He squatted down and, taking the initiative, said, “Let’s play.”

“Me not a three-year-old kid anymore,” who would have thought Tang Haohao would coolly reject him.

He was a five-year-old kid now, he wouldn’t play such childish games.

After saying this, Tang Haohao stole a glance at Xie Yaoyao.

He thought Xie Yaoyao would probably admire him a lot.

After all, he was already five.

But Xie Yaoyao’s eyes were blank.

There was no admiration on his face at all.

He propped his soft cheek in his hands, stunned for a moment, before finally asking incredulously, “Why you so short?”

His whole little being was crushed.

Tang Haohao was already five.

He thought a five-year-old kid should at least be as tall as Uncle Tang.

Otherwise, how could they ever grow taller than a little monster?

Tang Haohao: “…”

[“Xie Yaoyao is a burly toddler. (Confirmed.jpg)”]

[“Tang Haohao: Never been so speechless in my life.”]

[“Baby, even without Little Tangyuan, you two little geniuses could debut on your own.” (doge)]

Tang Haohao gave up completely.

He sighed, took out an Ultraman card, slapped it down on Xie Yaoyao’s card, and prepared to do battle.

“Come on, Zero!”

He Miao joined them too.

Ning Shixue had started coughing as soon as he arrived at the airport.

His face was pale, completely devoid of color.

Wrapped in a blanket, he lay on the sofa watching Xie Yaoyao and the others play.

“Transform!” Tang Haohao flipped his card over and waved his hand. “Dark Tiga!”

Xie Yaoyao followed suit with his milky voice. “Dark Zero!”

“That’s wrong,” He Miao corrected him. “There’s no Dark Zero.”

Xie Yaoyao said firmly, “There is oh.”

He Miao tilted her head in confusion.

She didn’t remember that.

Maybe she hadn’t seen that episode?

Ning Shixue: “…”

Your Ultraman world is so complicated.

Ning Shixue coughed a few more times as he lowered his head.

His heart felt heavy and dull in his chest, his ribs even hurting a little from the vibrations.

When he stopped coughing, he heard Yan Ting calling him from nearby.

“Drink it while it’s hot.” Yan Ting’s voice was cool as he handed him an enamel mug filled with freshly made pear water.

Ning Shixue was startled for a moment, then reached out to take it.

“…Thank you, Professor Yan.”

[“Male mommy!!!”]

[“Sorry, President Xie, I still want to ship this. Even if you find out, I can’t help it, sniff.”]

[“Brother Tang: Doesn’t anyone think this is unfair to me???”]

Yan Ting had made pear water and given some to each of the kids.

Besides the kids, he only gave some to Ning Shixue.

Ning Shixue inexplicably felt that Yan Ting was pretty nice to him.

When his hand was injured before and he was hospitalized with a fever, Yan Ting had even stayed with him and touched his forehead.

It was like he was very used to taking care of sick people.

But he had hardly spoken to Yan Ting at all on the show.

In fact, besides Tang Haohao, Yan Ting hardly spoke to anyone.

He even rarely spoke to Tang He’an.

Tang He’an was a genuinely good person, nice to everyone.

But he couldn’t understand why Yan Ting was taking care of Ning Shixue.

After Yan Ting finished handing out the pear water, Tang He’an also walked over.

Yan Ting pressed his lips together, took off his silver-rimmed glasses, wiped away the fog, and then turned and left.

The atmosphere was so stiff that even Xie Yaoyao and the others quieted down a lot.

Ning Shixue blinked, then also obediently held his enamel mug, not daring to make a sound.

[“They really are fighting, aren’t they? The show’s been off for half a month and they’re still not done fighting. Seems like it’s even worse.”]

[“LOL, what’s Ningning so scared of? He looks just like me when my parents were fighting, trembling in fear.”]

Tang He’an lowered his head.

He didn’t go after Yan Ting.

Actually, he was already very surprised that Yan Ting was willing to come on this show with him, even willing to appear publicly.

He wouldn’t have dared to hope for it before.

Yan Ting hated cameras.

In the nearly eight years they’d been together, Yan Ting had never video-called him once.

He was an actor, inevitably stuck on set for months at a time, unable to come home.

Sometimes he really wanted to see Yan Ting, even just a video call would do, but Yan Ting wouldn’t answer.

It wasn’t until Tang Haohao was born that he didn’t want Yan Ting to regret marrying him, and he didn’t want to hinder Yan Ting’s work in the lab.

The number of dramas he took each year dwindled.

Tang Haohao was mostly raised by him.

That’s how he finally managed to see Yan Ting a few more times.

He couldn’t even accept video calls, let alone this kind of live variety show.

Actually, he still didn’t know why Yan Ting was willing to come.

But he could understand why Yan Ting was upset.

After all, if the show had progressed normally, they would be divorced by now.

He hadn’t expected it to drag on for another half a month.

Tang He’an didn’t say anything.

He walked over, ruffled Tang Haohao’s head, and crouched down to watch them play.

It was already evening.

The guests were helping Grandpa Mu prepare dinner.

Ning Shixue also went to help steam some ribs.

He had just brought the ribs out when he suddenly heard a childish voice calling him in a commanding tone, “Hey!”

Ning Shixue turned around.

Qin Naonao had run over at some point, standing with his hands on his hips, staring at him.

He stretched out his dirty little hand and said, “Give me ribs!”

[“It’s over, it’s over.”]

[“Little brat, danger!!!”]

Qin Naonao was also a little tyrant at home.

Qin Zhou was away filming all year, and nannies took care of him.

He absolutely refused to talk to Xie Yaoyao and the others, thinking they were all just childish kids.

But these people all stuck to Ning Shixue.

It seemed Ning Shixue was the most impressive.

He reluctantly was willing to say a word to him.

He was condescending enough to come find Ning Shixue.

Of course, Ning Shixue had to feed him ribs and play with him.

“…” Ning Shixue’s beautiful, cool eyes curved instead as he said lazily, “First of all, my name isn’t ‘Hey.'”

Qin Naonao had no idea what that reference was.

He stared at Ning Shixue in confusion.

Then he saw Ning Shixue carry the ribs and walk right past him, saying coldly, “Secondly, why should I give them to you?”

[“This little brat has guts.”]

[“LOL, why pick a fight with the one person you shouldn’t? He’s not going to coax you, give it up.”]

[“No bratty kid can escape justice.” (doge)]

“You not allowed leave!” Qin Naonao was so angry his little face turned red.

He had never met such a mean adult, someone who dared to ignore him.

He chased after Ning Shixue, and when Ning Shixue still ignored him, he threw his little tractor at Ning Shixue’s leg.

The director was startled.

Please, just let him finish filming this show.

Qin Zhou had just been looking for Qin Naonao.

He never expected him to run into the kitchen and now hit someone.

He quickly went over to pick him up.

But no one had time to stop it.

Xie Yaoyao had already rushed over like a little cannonball.

The soft hair on his head was standing up.

He grabbed Qin Naonao’s clothes and started wrestling with him.

Both were three-year-olds, wearing sweaters and little cotton pants.

They could barely stand steadily, swaying as they tussled.

Xie Yaoyao the Great Demon King was furious.

Some kid dared to hit his dad right in front of him.

He had never lost a fight in kindergarten.

He wasn’t scared!

When Qin Zhou brought Qin Naonao to the program team, Qin Naonao had already been crying miserably.

He cried for over an hour.

The live stream was filled with his crying, and many people in the bullet comments were already unhappy.

But it was his first day, and Tang He’an and the others were helping to soothe the child, so no one in the comments said anything.

Now they had finally had enough.

[“??? Can the director do anything? Another bratty kid? Not everyone can handle bratty kids. Qin Zhou clearly can’t soothe him, right? Qin Naonao cried and he couldn’t calm him down at all.”]

[“So rude. Why should he get ribs? They’re not just for him. And now he dares to hit someone?”]

Ning Shixue quickly picked Xie Yaoyao up.

Qin Zhou also stopped Qin Naonao and scolded him, “What are you doing? Apologize to gege!”

“Put me down!” Xie Yaoyao was held under his armpits, against Ning Shixue’s chest.

He kicked his short legs hard, his soft, white cheeks flushed with anger.

Ning Shixue could barely hold him.

He had to say, “Xie Xingxing, no fighting.”

Qin Zhou pushed Qin Naonao’s head down, making him apologize to Ning Shixue.

But Qin Naonao was still very unconvinced.

He slapped Qin Zhou’s hand away with a loud smack, turned, and ran off.

“Sorry about that, Teacher Ning.” Qin Zhou’s head was aching with worry.

He apologized to Ning Shixue again, then chased after him.

Ning Shixue’s face was already very pale.

After he finished steaming the ribs, Grandpa He absolutely refused to let him help anymore.

“You kids go play for a while. Dinner will be ready in half an hour.”

Xie Yaoyao’s little mouth was still pouting.

Ning Shixue crouched down.

Xie Yaoyao thought Ning Shixue was going to scold him for fighting.

After all, the butler grandpa, who listened to him so much, didn’t let him fight.

His eyelashes drooped.

His eyes were still red.

He was so wronged he could barely stand.

It was all that bad kid’s fault, making him get scolded by the baby.

The baby had never scolded him before.

But Ning Shixue didn’t scold him.

He poked the soft dimples on Xie Yaoyao’s chubby little hand and asked him, “Want to go out and play?”

“I want play.” Xie Yaoyao said, full of grievance.

Ning Shixue took Xie Yaoyao and the others outside.

As soon as Tang Haohao got out the door, his eyes instantly lit up.

He pointed at the yard gate and yelled, “Motorcycle!”

Mu Yuan had ridden his motorcycle back that evening.

He Miao also really liked this motorcycle.

It was just so cool.

But she was too short to ride it.

“Can I borrow your motorcycle?” Ning Shixue thought for a moment, then turned and asked Mu Yuan.

Mu Yuan hadn’t expected him to suddenly speak to him.

He couldn’t help his ears reddening as he quickly handed him the keys.

But he was a bit worried. “This is a heavy-duty bike. It’s hard to handle.”

“It’s fine,” Ning Shixue said, putting on his gloves. “I’ll just ride it around for them to see. I won’t go far.”

Xie Yaoyao and the others were very excited.

Mu Yuan realized his worry was unnecessary.

Ning Shixue quickly got on the bike and put on his helmet.

His long legs braced on the snow as he leaned down to turn the throttle.

The motorcycle roared to life, kicking up a huge spray of snow.

Tang He’an heard Tang Haohao’s excited screams and came out with Yan Ting to take a look.

He couldn’t help being surprised.

Ning Shixue really didn’t go far.

He stayed within Xie Yaoyao and the others’ sight, circling around for a bit before coming back.

The night was cold.

The bike traced an incredibly beautiful arc, trailing flying snowflakes, and stopped steadily right in front of them.

The all-black motorcycle gleamed like silver foil under the moonlight.

Ning Shixue took off his helmet.

He was breathing slightly heavily, his hair a little damp, his lips red.

Those peach blossom eyes curved, brighter than the stars in the northern city’s snowy night.

Usually, he always looked sickly, but now he carried a rare, youthful, vibrant beauty.

[“Ahhhhhhhh!”]

[“Dammit, why can’t I have a wife like this? I’ve never had a wife since I was little!!!”]

[“The crime of that Xie guy stealing my wife!!!”]

Anyone seeing this would have a hard time looking away.

The director was stunned for a few seconds before quietly yelling at the cameraman, “Hurry up and move over to film him! What are you waiting for?”

Tang He’an and Yan Ting were both stunned.

Mu Yuan struggled to tear his gaze away from Ning Shixue.

Tang Haohao and the others had already run over to Ning Shixue, arms outstretched, wanting him to hold them and let them sit on the motorcycle for a while.

He Miao had completely forgotten about her dad.

Couldn’t Little Ning Gege be her stepdad after all?

Qin Naonao had been very angry.

He wanted to see Ning Shixue ride the motorcycle, but he was too stubborn to go outside.

He just hugged Qin Zhou’s leg, standing behind Tang He’an and the others to watch.

Now he couldn’t help running towards Ning Shixue too.

He ran unsteadily, even bumping into Xie Yaoyao.

Xie Yaoyao was instantly left behind.

He huffed and puffed, stamping his foot hard.

The baby had clearly brought him out to play.

It was all that bad kid’s fault, otherwise he could run fast too.

Xie Yaoyao was willing to let Ji Xiao stay at his house because he and Little Mantou were good friends, and Ji Xiao never tried to take Ning Shixue away from him.

When he climbed into Ning Shixue’s arms, Ji Xiao wouldn’t crowd him.

Even so, at night, when Ji Xiao slept with his little black pig, Xie Yaoyao would lie beside him holding the little black pig’s leg, and he couldn’t help wondering if the baby might have other kids someday.

Some kids in his kindergarten, after getting a stepdad, their mom had another baby.

Even though Little Mantou wasn’t born from the baby.

He had been nervous for days already.

But Little Mantou the warrior was on the same side as Xie Yaoyao the Great Demon King.

Little Mantou seemed a bit scared staying at his house.

He had to protect Little Mantou.

So he held back from whining.

He even kept playing with Little Mantou and sleeping with him at night.

Now suddenly some strange kid he didn’t know was trying to take his baby away.

Xie Yaoyao the Great Demon King simply couldn’t take this much.

Xie Yaoyao felt so wronged he wanted to lie on the ground.

He finally burst into loud wails.

Ning Shixue was stunned for a moment.

He hung his helmet on the handlebars and went over to pick him up.

Xie Yaoyao wrapped his arms around his neck, burying his soft, white face in the hollow of his neck, sobbing and murmuring, “My dad.”

“Yaoyao didi, don’t cry,” He Miao said, holding out a doll to him. “Your face will get cold.”

She didn’t want to pay attention to Naonao anymore either.

How could he bully people like that?

She said angrily, “If you want to play with Little Ning Gege, you have to get Yaoyao didi’s permission first. Little Ning Gege isn’t your dad.”

Xie Yaoyao’s eyelashes were stuck together with tears.

Ning Shixue carried him over to sit on the motorcycle for a while.

Clutching the doll, he agreed to let Ning Shixue hold He Miao up to sit on it too.

“Me too!” Tang Haohao traded a Tiga card with Xie Yaoyao.

Xie Yaoyao pouted.

Why wasn’t it Zero?

But Tiga was okay too.

He nodded again.

Tang Haohao finally got to sit on the motorcycle.

He Miao took out a little mirror and traded it with Xie Yaoyao for the right to hold Little Ning Gege’s hand.

Tang Haohao also wanted Ning Shixue to teach him how to ride the motorcycle.

He was willing to trade his Big Daddy’s villa for Xie Yaoyao.

“My dad has sports cars too,” He Miao thought for a moment, then blinked and asked Xie Yaoyao, “Can I sleep with you guys tonight?”

Ning Shixue: “…”

This wasn’t right.

He felt like he was being sold.

He Lin shed bitter tears.

Tang He’an was already laughing in exasperation.

Fine, fine, he’d just wait and see what else this little rascal wanted to sell.

He wasn’t angry at all!

Xie Yaoyao’s tears splashed onto his soft, white cheeks.

He wiped them again, hugging the doll and Ultraman.

He finally stopped crying, even excitedly swinging his little feet.

[“Kids, don’t you feel like you’re getting ripped off? If this keeps up, your dads will go bankrupt.”]

[“Can’t stop laughing at this filial piety. I’m going to die laughing.”]

Naonao finally couldn’t help it either.

All the other kids were ignoring him.

He felt stifled and wronged.

He found a few Forest Bunny Police cards to give to Xie Yaoyao.

“Sorry, I want sit motorcycle too.”

He was actually quite generous, giving away limited edition cards, the kind that would make all the other kids in kindergarten admire you.

Xie Yaoyao really didn’t want to let the baby hold the bad kid.

But he was shamefully tempted.

His expression started to struggle.

Finally, he stretched out his greedy little hand.

His soft cheeks puffed up like a little bun. “You can only play with baby for one minute!”

“And only if baby agrees!”

Now he was the great antagonist Xie Yaoyao!

If the baby didn’t agree, he would get the cards without having to let the baby play with another kid.

There was no cleverer kid than him.

Naonao didn’t notice anything wrong at all.

This sounded perfectly fair.

He looked a bit despairing.

What was wrong with this place?

Why wasn’t anyone coaxing him?

Why was Xie Yaoyao’s dad both his dad and his baby?

Was his own dad also his baby?

He looked up at his dad.

Qin Zhou was staring at him with a dark face.

He couldn’t help sighing.

With a baby like this, you’d probably want to run away from home.

The bullet comments, which had originally disliked the bratty kid, were now dying of laughter.

[“Help, Naonao, have you ever thought about what you’re actually getting for all you’re giving???”]

[“Xie Yaoyao: I don’t want to either, but he’s offering too much.”]

[“They’re all filial, but none of them are completely filial.”]

[“As expected of the capitalist’s kid, already this black-hearted at such a young age. Big Daddy’s retirement is just around the corner.” (just kidding)]