Unexpected Roommate and a Headbutt Plan

A soft creak echoed.

Villy pushed open the bathroom door, carrying a basin of clothes. Her gaze swept the room, but she was surprised not to find the figure who should have been seated at the computer desk.

‘Where could she have gone?’

Curious, she called out, “Liu Yu, are you there?”

“Stop shouting, you’re so annoying.”

A muffled voice emerged from beneath the covers, and Liu Yu cautiously poked her head out.

After seeing that photograph, she had ample reason to suspect a mole in her midst—a monitor who had been tracking her since the very beginning.

Naturally, the prime suspect was this idiotic flat-chested woman.

‘I considered you a friend, and yet you dared to betray me.’

“You traitor, how could you—”

Before she could finish, Liu Yu abruptly fell into an eerie silence.

Then, as if witnessing the end of the world, the gray-haired girl let out a piercing shriek, “Why aren’t you wearing clothes, you shameless woman! How indecent! How utterly depraved!”

Her head, which had just emerged, instantly retreated back into the covers from sheer embarrassment; a single glance at that pale, tender body had profoundly shocked her innocent young mind.

“Huh?”

‘Are you some kind of feudalist?’

Villy looked utterly speechless. She was currently wearing an identical set of undergarments taken from Liu Yu’s wardrobe: merely a bra and a pair of boxer briefs, leaving her body almost entirely exposed to the air, save for the most crucial areas.

However, the overly large cups at her chest made her feel constantly uncomfortable, threatening to slip down with even the slightest movement.

‘Could that idiot be so simple-minded because she only grew breasts and no brain?’

While maliciously speculating about her friend’s body and intelligence, Villy hummed a tune and diligently hung clothes outside the window.

“Clang, clang, clang!”

Listening to the rhythmic tapping of the drying rack, the gray-haired girl, who had retreated into the covers to play on her phone, suddenly realized something of paramount importance.

She poked her head out once more, doing her best to ignore Villy’s fair back. After a moment of contemplation, she asked with feigned concern, “Idiotic flat-chested woman, are you really planning to go home looking like that? Tsk, I never knew you were an exhibitionist. How perverted.”

“What?!”

Villy froze, and the drying rack slipped from her grasp, clattering to the floor.

Just as Liu Yu considered continuing their ‘friendly’ exchange, Villy spun around abruptly and lunged forward with a single stride, her overflowing murderous aura sending Liu Yu scurrying back into her safe zone.

“Don’t you dare come any closer!”

The girl hidden beneath the covers shrieked in terror.

However, Villy, whose patience had reached its limit, finally resolved to teach this foul-mouthed, abusive creature a proper lesson.

She pinned down the wriggling “caterpillar,” found her footing, and clamped her legs firmly around the girl’s waist beneath her, denying any chance of escape. Then, she reached into the covers and snatched a corner of the sheet from Liu Yu’s grip.

With a forceful yank, she pulled it away.

The safe zone, a symbol of absolute defense, was effortlessly breached by the exhibitionist witch, completely exposing Liu Yu’s terrified expression and bare upper body to the black-haired girl’s eyes.

‘???’

‘She’s wearing nothing at all?!’

Furthermore, on the girl’s left side, a pink circular nipple shield was visible…

“Gulp…”

The uncovered, firm breasts met her gaze, and Villy instantly felt her mouth go dry, swallowing repeatedly.

Instinctively, she pressed Liu Yu’s restless hands onto the mattress, intertwining their fingers as she greedily surveyed the gray-haired girl beneath her, whose head was turned away.

Her face, her figure, her voice… if only she didn’t open her mouth, everything about her perfectly aligned with Villy’s preferences; it was as if Liu Yu had been born just for her.

“Hoo… hoo…”

A surging desire ignited within Villy, compelling her to draw closer to that beautiful ‘ice cream.’

‘I want to touch it,’

‘And take a bite.’

“Now’s my chance! Take this, Secret Technique: Super Headbutt! Aaaah!”

Having prepared for this moment, Liu Yu launched a headbutt attack at Villy, who was well within range.

“Thwack!”

“Ouch!”

“Ow!”

A sharp thud and cries of pain rang out simultaneously. Liu Yu, gritting her teeth against the agony, swiftly scrambled out from beneath the black-haired girl during her momentary daze.

‘The plan succeeded!’

When Liu Yu noticed Villy’s gaze fixed intently on her chest, she realized she could use a honey trap? No, no, she wasn’t a beauty herself, so it must be… a male beauty trap!

That’s right, by using a male beauty trap to distract the flat-chested woman, she could then unleash the headbutt attack she had long wanted to try.

‘As for what to do next?’

‘First, escape, then…’

‘Sorry, haven’t thought that far.’

“You really have no shame at all, do you?”

Before long, Villy, having recovered, seized Liu Yu’s hands and firmly pinned her in place.

“Let me go, let me go!”

Liu Yu shrieked, flailing wildly; this prisoner’s pose, which she had only ever seen on television, was simply too humiliating for her.

“Quiet down. You’re not escaping.”

Unlike the overly energetic gray-haired girl beneath her, Villy, holding the advantageous position, was actively working to compose herself and calm her mind. The sudden surge of intense desire had nearly led her to make a grave mistake, and she was still shaken by it.

It wasn’t that she didn’t harbor any ‘girlish’ feelings for Liu Yu; rather, she found the idea of acting on them with a child completely devoid of romantic notions entirely unappealing.

Villy considered herself relatively traditional in such matters, and while she had nearly lost control, she blamed the little imp beneath her for the relentless temptation.

Personally, she preferred the process of getting to know someone, becoming acquainted, and then developing mutual affection. Jumping straight into it felt far too rushed; she simply wasn’t mentally prepared.

Besides, this stubborn girl possessed immense strength, and if truly provoked, there was a high chance Villy would end up getting beaten, which would be a double loss.

“Sigh~”

Knowing full well that if she let this opportunity slip, she might not get another until the distant future, Villy’s face clouded with melancholy.

She silently eased her hold on Liu Yu, picked up the pink bra lying nearby, found the right angle, and skillfully slipped it over those snowy ‘buns,’ fastening the straps. At last, she had covered the veritable fount of all evil that could incite such intense desire.

“So tight, so tight, so tight, I can’t stand it!”

Freed from one constraint only to fall into another, Liu Yu thrashed continuously on the bed. The constricting tightness made her utterly miserable; if not for the sneak attack by the blue-haired girl last time, she would never have worn something meant only for women.

Ignoring the foolish antics of the clown beside her, Villy lay stiffly on her side next to Liu Yu, scrolling through a phone she had pulled out from who knew where.

“What are you doing?”

“Playing on my phone. Are you blind?”

‘So aggressive.’

Liu Yu grumbled inwardly. She looked up, her gaze falling upon the window outside, which was now filled with hung clothes, and asked a question she had almost forgotten: “How are you getting home tonight? Do you want me to walk you?”

Villy, speechless, put down her phone and cupped the gray-haired girl’s perplexed face. With a look that clearly said ‘you idiot,’ she enunciated slowly, “I’m not going home tonight. I’m sleeping in this bed. Understand? If not, I can repeat it a few more times.”

“Understood, understood?”

Pressured by Villy’s imposing presence, Liu Yu replied fearfully. But then, a thought struck her, and she shrieked, “How can a girl sleep at my house? No, I have to take you home. Otherwise, if you just stay out overnight, what will your family think of you?”

‘I knew it.’

Villy sighed, pressing a hand to her forehead. This girl truly had no self-awareness whatsoever. She gripped Liu Yu’s arm tightly and snapped, “Are you a man or not?”

“Of course!”

The gray-haired girl puffed out her chest. “The real deal, no doubt.”

“I’m a woman, and I’m not afraid. What’s there for a big man like you to be scared of?”

This question stumped Liu Yu. Her already small brain furiously churned, ultimately concluding that, no matter what, she wouldn’t be at a disadvantage.

‘So…’

She cautiously asked, “Should I sleep on the floor, then?”

Villy laughed, exasperated. “Do you think there’s even space for you to sleep on the floor in your house? Will you die if you just lie down here quietly?”

“Oh.”

Liu Yu responded with a reluctant grunt, not daring to provoke further. She quietly lay down on the edge of the pillow, staring at the ceiling, contemplating how she would spend the night.

Time ticked by, moment by moment.

After an indeterminate amount of time, a stir beside her signaled Villy drawing closer, her warm breath caressing Liu Yu’s face. Just as Liu Yu was about to unleash a torrent of curses, Villy spoke, “Are you asleep?”

“Yes, I’m asleep! What do you want?”

Her tone was thick with impatience.

“The Supervisory Bureau sent out a notice regarding the berserkers from today.”

Liu Yu’s drowsiness vanished.