Chapter 64: Today’s stream is peaceful as always

If I keep pushing the “big bust” persona, Dad or Seol Yoon might misunderstand.

They might think, Are you insecure about having a small chest and trying to compensate with lies?

But if they remember that I was born and raised as a born-to-be alpha male, they’ll realize that’s absolute nonsense—just a delusion, slander, and false accusation.

The only reason I decided to act like I have a big chest is for the sake of disguises.

Even though I’ve already been identified by my hands and voice, if my audience knows me as someone with a large chest, the chances of my real-life identity being exposed will be significantly reduced.

In short, it’s purely for self-protection!

It’s not some self-satisfaction-driven compulsive lying.

Nope.

Not at all.

Absolutely not.

“To keep the stream running smoothly, please erase any memory of the late-night broadcast from your minds. If someone keeps bringing it up to tease me…”

<And if they do?>

<What can you even do? LOL>

<HH?>

<Erase?>

<Execution?>

<If I get banned, I’ll just make a new account~>

“I’ll go cry in my room. Until you stop.”

<Stop teasing!>

<If anyone makes Legend cry, I, Park Woo Hyuk of Jangsan-ri, Seosam-myeon, Jangseong County, will never forgive them>

<Don’t cry, Legend-chan ㅠㅠㅠㅠ>

There’s no point in getting angry and trying to assert dominance over the viewers.

That would just lead to endless spirals of trolling.

Acting like I’m slightly conceding makes it much easier to control the chat atmosphere.

[OO has donated 1,000 KRW.]

“Never remember that Legend did a late-night drunken stream, crying about having no friends while toasting with tears.”

<It’s okay if you don’t have friends! You have us, your viewers!>

<But your viewers don’t have friends either>

<Gasp!>

They’re still going at it.

Hmm, they’re starting to push the joke too far, but I’ll hold back.

These guys are like kindergarteners—you have to tell them explicitly when playtime is over.

“Alright, starting Teamfight Arena now.”

When I play games, I get rid of any traces of laughter.

I can’t stand losing because I got careless.

Thanks to that, I’m still maintaining a 90% win rate in ranked.

My rank has skyrocketed, and now I’m at 97th place.

The top is finally in sight.

Victory, get ready to be dethroned.

<Rank 1 stream? Rank 1 stream?>

<How is sick-leave Legend going to grind to Rank 1? Do I need to call 911 again?>

<Hey! No mean words!>

<Friendly sick-leave Legend?>

<Wait, does “friendly” mean kind in this case?>

<Of course, of course>

[A viewer named “Legend Has Many Friends” has donated 1,000 KRW.]

“But Infinity said they wanted to collaborate—why haven’t they reached out yet?”

<Ohhh, first-ever female Challenger, something big must be coming, right?>

<Something’s brewing LOL>

<Don’t be fooled! They’re a spy sent by Magical Fight!>

<Are the Magical Fight devs even alive?>

<Partnered streamer deal incoming?>

“Uh, well… it’s still under discussion, so I’m not sure.”

These days, signing contracts online is pretty common.

I’ve already done a few deals like that.

But Infinity Games keeps insisting on an offline meeting.

They won’t even let my manager go in my place—I have to be there personally.

It feels a bit outdated, but I can also understand not wanting to work with someone they’ve never met in person.

Can’t they just accept my jellyfish model as my real face?

Damn face-reveal freaks!

If they’re so insistent on seeing my face, is it because they’re just curious about what I look like?

Just kidding.

There’s no way that’s the reason, right?

Well, if that’s the case, then the deal’s off.

I don’t need a contract with Infinity.

So what if they’re the biggest gaming company in the world?

So what if they’re the pioneers of the largest eSports scene?

Even if the trend now is to take the best aspects of various games and combine them into new ones, I still haven’t forgiven them for completely crushing Magical Fight!

This is also a joke.

I fully understand that Magical Fight is only fun for people who are good at it.

I get how Teamfight Arena’s system, which forces win rates to converge around 50%, is incredibly clever.

I understand how its structure, which allows players to blame their teammates when they lose, is cunning.

I’ve seen firsthand how well that deception works—how even with a clear ranking system to measure skill, so many people insist their rank is low because of bad luck and that they aren’t getting the recognition they deserve.

But Magical Fight is also insanely fun, and once you get used to it, no other game has this kind of depth!

…Just kidding. I have absolutely no regrets. None at all.

“Ah! I want to play Magical Fight!”

“If you want to play so bad, just do it.”

<Who’s stopping you? (Seriously, who?)>

“How am I supposed to play tennis alone? I need a partner at my skill level.”

<So Magical Fight is 5v5 tennis… noted>

<Wouldn’t that just be basketball then?>

<A tennis skirt on Legend…? Gasp! This is it…>

<Nope, you’re still a jellyfish.>

<Translation: ‘Victory, come out and play!’>

<That Victory already got stolen by Teamfight Arena.>

“Victory, huh? You think about them so much. Last time, too, you randomly said, ‘Wait, this is totally Victory,’ while playing Magical Fight. And now you’re thinking about them again.”

It wasn’t a delusion!

That was definitely Victory.

I kept quiet because they didn’t seem to want to reveal themselves.

But just looking at the chat logs afterward, it was obviously them!

<Wait, are you two dating?>

<Not a ship—real dating confirmed.>

<Gasp!>

<Their fanbase is pretty intense…>

<What if a protest truck shows up in front of your company?>

“But what would they even write on the truck? ‘We condemn the sly fox who seduced our innocent Victory’?”

<Sick-leave Fox (new!) Legend LOL>

<Stop adding weird titles! LOL>

[A viewer named “Sharp Fact” has donated 1,000 KRW.]

“No matter how hard the shippers try, the fact remains: you two have never met in real life.”

<Glrk?>

“Hey, laugh. Don’t kill the mood.”

<Victory’s fans vs. Legend’s fans… I’m curious how this plays out.>

<Wait, are they actually mad?>

“Why would they be mad? (Genuinely confused.)”

“Come on, guys. Are men and women like the N and S poles of a magnet? Why do you try to pair up every single one of them? Don’t you ever get tired of it?”

<Smart girl Legend (high school graduate).>

“But you can’t stick an N pole to another N pole either.”

<Yuri or yaoi, either is good, right?>

“If Venus and Legend were together, who’d be the top?”

<There’s no such thing among women, apparently.>

<Whoever loves more loses, so Legend would get completely dominated.>

“Why are polar bears suddenly losing their home?”

I mean, I know about global warming, but why is that in my chat?

So random.

Are they saying the Earth itself is a giant magnet with N and S poles?

<Gasp!>

“Some things are better left unknown.”

<Do NOT Google ‘polar bear’>

“Because until all the ice in the Arctic melts…”

“Global warming is terrifying, huh?”

The internet is amazing these days.

If you’re curious about something, you can look it up instantly.

Even weird memes like this.

Let’s search for the meaning behind the polar bear joke…

“Wait, you little sh—?”

Original spreader: death penalty.

Accomplices: 120-minute ban.

“You guys reflect on your crimes in jail. And as for the boss, farewell.”

<Wow, justice served.>

<Yuri enjoyers, exterminated.>

Today, too, Legend’s stream remains peaceful.