<What Is This?>
- Notice
Hello, this is Mollru.
It’s a bit sudden, but I noticed that the number of cafe members has grown significantly.
It feels like just yesterday that we couldn’t even reach 100 members, and now, here we are. It’s truly heartwarming.
Thank you for your continued interest and affection for someone as insignificant as I am.
However, too much attention can sometimes feel overwhelming.
I am far more unimpressive and pathetic than you might think.
I fear that one day, when the hype fades, you’ll see my true self and feel disappointed.
So, please don’t put me on a pedestal anymore.
Now, onto the main point.
There will be an advertisement broadcast tonight at 8 PM.
I hope you’ll tune in.
Comments from the Forum
“Did the admin drink? What’s with this sudden tone?”
ᄋᄋ: “They’ve always been like this. Don’t make a fuss.”
ᄋᄋ: “Why don’t you stop reposting cafe announcements and just visit the cafe instead?”
ᄂᄋᄋ: “How many times do I have to tell you the cafe is a pain, damn it!”
ᄋᄋ: “And they didn’t even mention what the ad is about. Classic Mollru.”
ᄂᄋᄋ: “That’s the most important thing, lol.”
ᄂᄋᄋ: “Can’t wait to see what crazy ad this weirdo picked up.”
ᄋᄋ: “Mollru fumbling with all the new traffic is adorable.”
ᄂᄋᄋ: “What on earth are you watching? Mollru has never fumbled before.”
ᄂᄋᄋ: “Mollru fans distort reality because otherwise, they can’t survive this world.”
Mollru’s announcement quickly spread across various domestic streaming communities.
Mollru, who had reached an average of 10,000 viewers within half a year of streaming, was bound to attract ad offers.
But despite being a gaming streamer, Mollru had never taken a single game advertisement.
Speculations ran wild: Mollru didn’t care about ad revenue, had no time to play other games, already had a strict streaming schedule, or simply found game ads boring.
And now, suddenly, Mollru announces an advertisement broadcast.
With so many eyes already on the stream, the announcement naturally drew massive interest.
Mollru is Live!
[Ad] Hanarum F&B: Sign up now and get $$ 1+1 coupons for everyone 100% guaranteed ※ Up to 70% discount event ¥ Certain conditions apply
[55] New Memberships §§★ Shinmin Card Users ★ Enjoy cold noodles in the middle of winter @@ Move Now
[?]
[What Is This?]
[LOL, that title though]
[What’s the ad about?]
[Title’s too long, it’s cut off.]
[F&B sounds like a food company.]
[This lunatic, lol.]
Amid the confused chatter from viewers, Mollru began to speak.
In the usual calm and measured tone, as if nothing was out of the ordinary:
“Ah, ah. Can you hear me? No? Is the mic broken? Ah.”
The sound fluctuated, getting louder and softer repeatedly.
Mollru seemed to be struggling more than usual with the setup.
[Ad broadcast starts with tech issues, lol.]
[Teacher, my ears are itchy…]
[Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,]
[What’s with the echo?]
[Is this broadcast coming from a mountain or what? The echo is insane.]
[Might as well sing a song. The current setup is perfect for it.]
“Ah, there we go. Can you hear me properly now?”
The sound of rustling came through the mic a few more times before the unstable audio setup finally stabilized.
Today, Mollru’s stream was particularly crowded with viewers.
Even as the chat was filled with people sprawled out like it was their living room, scratching their bellies and issuing commands, Mollru seemed completely unfazed.
“Yes, as announced, this is an advertisement broadcast. Thank you, Ryuah’s Mast, for the 10,000-won donation. Announcing something 30 minutes before the stream starts might seem pointless… but it seems like many of you came after seeing the notice.
Our sponsor, Hanarum F&B, has provided this advertisement opportunity. The product I’ll be promoting is… well, you can see it in the stream title. Yes, that’s right. It’s cold noodles.”
[Wait, it’s not clickbait? It’s really cold noodles?]
[The title doesn’t display properly on mobile. Be considerate.]
[Who even writes ad titles like this?]
[Mollru does~ The stream title is up to the streamer!]
[LOL, new viewers can’t handle Mollru’s spiciness.]
<CrispySweetPotato donated 1,000 won!>
-Teacher, how are you going to eat cold noodles without a camera?
“Good question. I have the cold noodles right next to me, still in their packaging. I’ll set up a camera to show the process of preparing and eating them.”
[Cam? Cam? Cam? Cam? Cam? Cam? Cam?]
[Thank you, sponsor! Thank you, sponsor! Thank you, sponsor!]
[Like she’d ever show her face, lol.]
[A lunatic eating cold noodles in the middle of winter?]
[And the sponsor’s crazy too—giving a no-cam streamer a food ad for cold noodles in winter?]
[They’re a match made in heaven. Just get married already.]
[Whoa, calm down. That’s crossing the line.]
[This is getting creepy, lol.]
[The chat’s rage is unstoppable… no one can contain it.]
Mollru chuckled, seemingly satisfied with the heated response from her audience.
As promised, the broadcast screen switched on, revealing a pair of pale hands and a packaged cold noodle product.
Moments later, text in garish red and yellow—clearly edited in a rush—appeared on the screen.
The cheap, eye-catching captions drew everyone’s attention.
[Is this deliberate? Seriously?]
[I miss Bonobono Chair…]
[Mollru = Lucky Clown TV.]
[LOL, Bonobono seems like an angel now.]
[Better than half-hearted efforts, I guess.]
[Better? You can’t even see her hands because of those awful captions.]
Despite the complaints, the captions—listing the noodle manufacturer, price, and details of the ongoing promotion—remained onscreen.
Mollru seemed aware of the criticism but simply ignored it.
“Alright, let’s follow the instructions to make the cold noodles. Boil 800ml of water, add the noodles and garnish, and simmer for three minutes on low heat… Does it really have to be exactly 800ml? I don’t have a measuring cup. Just eyeball it like with instant noodles? Got it. Uh… what’s this floating in the water? Something black… seems like it came from the noodles.”
[This ad is a total disaster, LOL.]
[Live broadcast, no turning back now, lol.]
[Mollru is truly a genuine streamer. She could easily stay quiet and take the money, but where else would you find such an honest person?]
[Ride this momentum and enter politics next.]
[The sponsor is crying in real-time.]
[Giving a food ad to a no-cam streamer in the first place…]
At that moment, a rushed donation came through.
While Mollru was adjusting the gas burner to cook the noodles, she stopped and looked at the donation message.
<Hanarum FNB donated 10,000 won!>
-That’s buckwheat husk. It’s in the instructions. ^^
“Ah, I see. Buckwheat husk. Everyone, it’s buckwheat husk. You should be able to eat it without worry?”
[What’s the meaning of ^^?]
[^^ what does this even mean? The ad is really bad.]
[LOL, the broadcast category says ‘cook.’ Hilarious.]
[Just boil the noodles and pour in the broth—how is this considered cooking?]
Regardless of the chat’s reaction, Mollru’s cooking proceeded smoothly.
In just 4 minutes, she poured the broth and noodles into a bowl.
This short preparation time perfectly showcased the convenience of instant cold noodles.
“Ta-da! It’s done. This is the delicious dongchimi broth cold noodles. As a side dish, there’s also a spicy bibim naengmyeon.”
Mollru brought the plate of cold noodles close to the camera, showing it from different angles.
But in her eagerness to get closer, she didn’t realize that the once appealing appearance now looked rather unappetizing.
“Now, let’s try it. Let’s see how it tastes. Hmm, hmm.”
She took a bite, moving the noodles onto a separate plate she didn’t remember preparing, and then moved the bowl upwards.
For some reason, the sound of her breath could be heard, and the noodles seemed to be drawn into her unseen mouth.
[It’s not even hot, but she’s blowing on it like that.]
[LOL, she has to blow on it because it’s cold.]
[Why is she serving herself so little? She should dip it in the broth and eat it with the soup.]
[Eat it properly.]
[Just two strands? LOL.]
[Really teasing us with those tiny bites.]
[The story about her chewing like an anchovy is true…]
[She doesn’t know how to eat.]
“It’s delicious, the broth is sweet and sour, and the noodles are chewy. Makes you want to keep eating.”
Whether she knew or not, Mollru seemed focused on eating, ignoring the heated chat.
After a while, seemingly detached from the audience, she spoke casually.
“That was good, though the portion’s a bit much. I’m full.”
[???????]
[You barely ate any, lol.]
[Something’s off… She definitely brought the noodles to her mouth several times.]
[Why eat cold noodles if you’re not going to drink the broth?]
[Slurp, slurp, slurp.]
[If you were my daughter, I’d slap your face for eating like that.]
[Meanwhile, she’s eating so slowly that the noodles are getting soggy.]
<Hanarum FNB donated 10,000 won!>
-Please stop, please…
With the pleas of the monitoring team watching the live ad broadcast, Mollru’s advertisement came to an end.
[Next episode coming soon.]
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