Dare to Compete with Me for the Loli?

Subtitle: Dare to compete with me for the loli? You’re asking for it!

“Yoyoyoy~ I have a lollipop that I can’t finish eating. Today, I brought it with me to lure little lolis~”

Karin’er looked speechless at Qiweiya, who was unashamedly singing about luring lolis, and turned to ask Lysander, who was expressionless. “Is the goddess usually like this? Why do I feel like I’ve followed the wrong person?”

Lysander glanced at Karin’er. “You’ll get used to it.” Karin’er twitched her mouth.

Qiweiya, excited, yelled at the two girls who were walking slowly behind her, “Come on, come on! My loli radar is picking up on something really important ahead~ Ah! Could this be the turning point of the Time Stone door? Oh~ It’s so romantic!”

Lysander calmly contradicted, “Adult, that’s just your overactive imagination. It’s just a hallucination from your desperation.”

Qiweiya froze, her terrifying gaze fixed on Lysander. “Do you always have to ruin my moment? Don’t you know what romance is?”

Lysander remained calm. “No, it’s just to help you wake up sooner. You can’t drown in your own fantasies.”

Karin’er stared blankly at the two, who didn’t seem like a master and servant at all. “Maybe I should consider the possibility of changing jobs…”

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——Loli Radar Locked On——

“Once, the BT Creator God told me: If someone sees me now and is kind to me, it’s not because they’re a good-hearted person, but because they’re a loli-con pervert! I once suspected that the Creator God was talking about himself, until I was actually kidnapped. Then I realized it was true…”

(Wiping tears) “Lotharia, don’t cry. Sniffle sniffle, I’m the enduring blue child, I’ll stand up and fight back!”

“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our grand finale auction item! It’s a mysterious race girl with black cat ears, a cat tail, and water-blue hair and eyes~ According to our appraiser, this girl has a bloodline similar to that of a god! Buying her would be a rare opportunity for everyone here… Ha ha ha~ You know what I mean, right? We can’t frighten our little miss! Please welcome our little miss to the stage~”

Lotharia wiped the tears from her face and blinked. “Huh? Were they talking about me?”

“Click, click click boom” Lotharia’s adorable, dazed expression was interrupted by a strange mechanical sound, and the special cage holding Lotharia rose from beneath the stage.

Blinded by the sudden light, Lotharia couldn’t open her eyes. When she finally did, she saw a crowd of people staring at her intensely. “Waaa, you’re all meanies~ Lotharia won’t be tricked again! Let me out, I have a mission to complete!”

The host, hearing ‘mission,’ quickly defended, “Everyone, don’t be misled by this child. We’ve had her for nearly two weeks now! Think about it, how could a god not sense their messenger for that long? Ha ha ha”

“Giggle giggle~ That’s because of me! I’m a god from another world!”

The host looked at the little girl sitting on the luxurious chandelier, along with a teenager and a mature woman. “Who are you people?! Don’t you know the consequences of interfering with the Tulip Auction House?”

The little girl smiled happily. “Did I hear that right? You’re asking me about consequences? Eh hehehe~ Lysander, this guy is really something, asking me about consequences.”

The teenager spoke coldly. “Adult, we still have work to do. Let’s not play around.”

The host said to the guards who had sneaked up on them, “Get them! There’s a gold coin reward!”

The little girl, under Lotharia’s gaze, smiled at her. “Hey! Shorty over there, come save your sister quickly! Can’t you see I’m being treated like a monkey?”

Qiweiya almost fell off, thinking the Creator God had finally given her a normal girl… but it turned out to be another airhead.

“Pfft pfft pfft” Red iron chains appearing in mid-air pierced through several of the auction house guards who had tried to sneak up on them.

Qiweiya coldly looked at the host. “See? Your little tricks are useless against us gods. So, I’m taking this seemingly dumb loli with me!”

With a “clatter,” the special cage holding Lotharia was easily torn apart by the chains, lifting Lotharia up.

“Meanies~ The enduring Lotharia is leaving now! Meow meow meow” Qiweiya frowned, looking at the mischievous little loli in front of her. “What are you still saying? Do you want me to leave you here?”

Lotharia, frightened, quickly shut up. “Hmph~ Of course, the Creator God wouldn’t give me anything good.”

And with that, they disappeared from the sight of everyone in the auction house, leaving the host in a cold sweat and the audience below, still confused, staring at each other.

Qiweiya looked at the little loli who was glaring at her. “So, what use are you?”

Lotharia defiantly replied, “I’ve told you before, I was a super detective in my past life! Why are you so ungrateful? Obviously, the BT Creator God gave me a stupid boss.”

Qiweiya suppressed the vein pulsing on her forehead and coldly stared at the loli who made her want to crumple her up like a tissue. “Since that’s the case, for the sake of everyone’s mood and peace, we should go our separate ways. See ya!”

Lotharia was confused. “Huh? Huh! Wait, this isn’t how the script goes! Shouldn’t you be flattering me? How can you just leave like this… Hey! Wait for me!”

Qiweiya looked ridiculously. “What? Scared?”

Lotharia glared at Qiweiya. “Not at all! I just think you’re too stupid and might get tricked and lose your way.”

Qiweiya whistled. “Oh yeah? Oh yeah, I wonder who got tricked by a lollipop and lost their way? Tsk tsk tsk~ Obviously, I’m not as good as that person. At least I know not to go for a lollipop.”

Lotharia shook with anger, pointing at Qiweiya. “Y-you-you!” Qiweiya leaned in close to the loli, who was half a head shorter than her, with a sense of accomplishment. “What? Are you ecstatic that your intelligence finally reached 666? No need to thank me~ That’s what you deserve.”

Lotharia hugged her blue plush toy tightly, trembling as she looked at the intimidating Qiweiya.

“Mew!” Qiweiya smiled, patting the timid loli’s head. Hmm~ The touch is perfect.

“So, future great detective~ Are you leaving now? It’s almost time for lunch, you know?”

Lotharia looked at Qiweiya strangely. “You guys just caused trouble and you’re still staying here? Aren’t you afraid of getting caught?”

Qiweiya sneered. “Those little guys? I’ll take on as many as come, and I won’t even spit out the bones.”

Lotharia nodded, and when Qiweiya thought she would look at her admiringly, “Obviously, you’re just a muscle-brain violent loli.”

“Um…” “Pfft” Qiweiya glared at Karin’er, who couldn’t help but laugh, and without caring about Lotharia’s struggle, she lifted her up and placed her across her lap.

Lotharia lay on Qiweiya’s lap, feeling the comfortable sensation but not happy. Instead, she was terrified. “Y-you! What are you doing? This is a public street!”

“Hehehe~ What am I doing? With your intelligence over 250, you should know.”

Qiweiya raised her hand, ready to spank down “Smack” “Ow~ Little sister, how can you hit your little partner? That’s very impolite.”

Qiweiya’s face darkened as she looked at the handsome young man with a lecherous expression. “Who are you from the countryside? Can’t you see I’m disciplining my ancestor? You little one, just scram! Damn stick.”

The young man rubbed his wrist, which felt like it might break, and as Qiweiya was about to hit him again, he quickly stuck his head out.

Qiweiya really wanted to slap this fly in front of her to death…

“Lysander! Karin’er! You two, what are you doing over there? Can’t you see your boss is being sexually harassed? Save me!”

The young man only then noticed the two women standing by, watching. “Oh my~ So there are two beautiful and noble misses here! It’s as if I’m seeing goddesses, and my heart is overflowing with emotion, almost bursting out!”

“Pfft~” Karin’er found it amusing to see this young man, who was either a rich boy or a noble son, pop up out of nowhere and say these things to her and Lysander, while the real goddess was right behind him.

Of course, Qiweiya looked at the young man with great interest. “Hey, kid!”

The young man turned around abruptly. “Little sister, have you finally come to your senses?”

Qiweiya was confused. “Huh? Come to my senses about what?”

“Of course, about selling the little girl in your hand to me! Look, since you dislike her, giving her to someone who’s kind to her isn’t better? You’ll also get a generous amount of money.”

Qiweiya’s smiling face instantly turned dark. “So, you’re here to find a child bride? I thought you were a decent young man trying to chase girls. Turns out you’re just like the rest, all the same! Wasting my time, you dare to snatch my loli? You’re asking for it!”

The young man looked confused. “Huh? Huh! What’s going on? The books didn’t say it would be like this! The ancients deceive me!”

PS: Ha~ Lately, I’ve been feeling a lack of inspiration… What should I do?