“Oh, I’m so, so sorry. I misunderstood.”
Shi Xiangning scratched her head apologetically, though her hand lingered mostly on the bump Bai Wanwan’s iron fist had left there.
How did Bai Wanwan react to Shi Xiangning, who lay on the bed with a bashful expression, striking a pose that practically invited her to ‘take her pick’?
She hardened!
Her fists hardened!
‘This little nurse clearly doesn’t understand reason. Her mind is filled with nothing but lewd thoughts; she deserves a beating.’
After that punch, the little nurse, though still defiant inwardly, reined in her behavior considerably.
Then, Bai Wanwan compensated her with a piece of joss paper. At this, Shi Xiangning finally submitted, even becoming completely subdued.
Observing her fawning demeanor, Bai Wanwan imagined that if Shi Xiangning had a tail, it would undoubtedly be wagging furiously enough to conjure flowers.
“Hahaha! What an idiot!”
Nearby, Liu Hanzhi was laughing so hard that tears streamed down her face. Floating in mid-air, clutching her stomach, she looked like a cooked shrimp.
Despite mocking Shi Xiangning, Liu Hanzhi silently made a mental note: ‘Until the atmosphere and affection levels are fully maxed out, Bai Wanwan dislikes frivolous girls.’
“Pfft! You’re no better! At least I dare to act. What about you? You’re a coward! When I make my move, Wanwan will fall for me and abandon you completely. I won’t care then…”
“You!”
Liu Hanzhi, still floating, flipped over and glared furiously at Shi Xiangning.
Though she pretended to be an indifferent spectator, Liu Hanzhi had actually been meticulously observing Bai Wanwan’s emotional shifts.
Shi Xiangning, too, had noticed Liu Hanzhi’s exaggerated reaction, understanding the adage: ‘Lies do not wound, but the truth is a swift blade.’
‘Hmph, that little red-clad ghost is getting desperate.’
Liu Hanzhi, meanwhile, couldn’t help but grumble inwardly: ‘Damn it, that scorching little nurse, whose skirt practically reaches her thigh, has truly venomous eyes.’
Both little female ghosts found each other irritating. They couldn’t directly fight, nor could they easily best each other with words alone.
Their true battle, then, would have to play out before Bai Wanwan!
It would be decided by their sales performance during the live stream!
Simultaneously, both little female ghosts resolved in their hearts: only by satisfying Bai Wanwan could one truly emerge victorious.
“Wanwan, isn’t it almost time to go live? You can safely leave today’s stream to me. After all, I’ve streamed with you many times now.”
Liu Hanzhi lifted her chin, casting a proud glance at Shi Xiangning, her expression practically screaming: ‘In this regard, I am a seasoned veteran!’
‘Just you wait and see, I’ll show you the prowess of my black-stockinged zombie cosplay.’
“Isn’t it just ‘doing business’? Who can’t do that? Wanwan, I can help too. You just rest.”
“Yes, you just rest.”
“Ah… this?”
Bai Wanwan watched the two little female ghosts, whose rivalry was suddenly escalating, unsure of what to say.
Before Bai Wanwan could even speak, the two little female ghosts had already set up the streaming equipment and activated the camera.
Thanks to Bai Wanwan’s new equipment—though second-hand, it was still high-grade—the live stream could finally begin.
The broadcast room was no longer blurry or ‘ghostly’ in its quality.
Especially with two stunning, peerless female ghosts appearing together on screen…
One was a red-haired older sister type, with a slender waist, long legs, and an S-shaped figure, exuding captivating charm.
Her zombie cosplay outfit was tight-fitting, perfectly accentuating her most enviable curves. Her faintly sheer black stockings offered a ‘food-grade’ visual feast for her long, elegant legs.
Not to mention Bai Wanwan, seated behind her, occasionally catching glimpses of the scenery beneath her skirt as she bounced around.
‘Was this her unique perspective, the legendary ‘Big Brother’s View’?’
The other, a little nurse with a bun hairstyle, was no less striking. Her pink nurse uniform was pure and adorable, while her delicate white stockings slightly constricted her skin in the ‘absolute territory’ area.
Though not as alluring as Liu Hanzhi, her beautiful large eyes, fair complexion, and ‘little crybaby’ image — seemingly easy to bully — made her instantly endearing.
Crucially, her nurse uniform also had a very short skirt, and she was positioned with her back to Bai Wanwan. It seemed a slight bend could reveal a hint of her charms.
Bai Wanwan sat awkwardly in her chair, momentarily unsure where to direct her gaze.
‘Damn these little female ghosts, disturbing my cultivation of the Dao!’
‘Why are they all so… provocative?’
“Ahem, the stream can start. But let me tell you two first: no turning your backs to the audience.”
Bai Wanwan whispered the reminder.
“Alright.”
Liu Hanzhi dutifully agreed, not giving it much thought, and continued to bounce around, figuring out how to start the broadcast.
Shi Xiangning, however, clearly realized something. She instinctively reached to press down the hem of her skirt behind her, but after a moment’s thought, she retracted her half-extended hand.
Her bending motions, too, inexplicably became far more frequent.
‘Her calculations were so blatant, the abacus beads were practically bouncing off Bai Wanwan’s face.’
“Alright, this should work! Hello everyone, can you hear me?”
The energetic, older-sister-type little zombie no sooner appeared in the live stream than all the perverts who followed Bai Wanwan for her looks flocked in.
Upon seeing the ‘classic skin,’ everyone immediately became excited.
[It’s a zombie! I’m going to the Daoist temple!]
[Upstairs, isn’t your profile female?]
[Never mind that, if there’s a zombie, you go to the Daoist temple!]
[Alright! I’m guiding!]
[Mama, mama, no Valorant today?]
[Streamer, streamer, your little zombie is indeed powerful, but she’s too ‘browser-heavy.’ Do you have any purer, cuter characters you could introduce?]
[We do, brother, we do.]
[Who’s that next to her in the little nurse cosplay? Haven’t seen them before? A newbie?]
[What newbie? Don’t you know Master Bai’s caliber? It must be a little female ghost Master Bai captured to work for her.]
[Capturing female ghosts to work? How wicked is Master Bai… Could you catch one for me? I’ll pay a hundred thousand. If you agree, then consider I said nothing.]
[Little female ghost? That sounds quite comfortable.]
Watching the screen fill with all sorts of bizarre comments as soon as the stream began, Liu Hanzhi turned back to Shi Xiangning with a hint of triumph.
‘Hmph, this little nurse is streaming for the first time; she must be terrified by everyone’s weirdness, right?’
‘Just watch, big sister will show you how it’s done.’
“Oh my, what are you all saying? This is a little assistant I found for my Wanwan! She’s shy since it’s her first stream, so please don’t say anything strange, okay?”
Liu Hanzhi’s words carried the full air of a senior, not only establishing her close relationship with Bai Wanwan — referring to her as ‘my Wanwan’ — but also subtly marginalizing Shi Xiangning by calling her ‘a little assistant.’
“Good evening, everyone! I’m your Ningning, and from now on, I’ll be helping my Wanwan stream too! I hope all you big brothers and sisters will support me and our Wanwan! Mwah~”
The moment Shi Xiangning uttered these words, both Liu Hanzhi and Bai Wanwan froze.
Liu Hanzhi, in particular, stared at Shi Xiangning with an incredulous expression…
She!
She put on an act!
That saccharine, soft, and sweet ‘clip voice,’ capable of melting anything, made Liu Hanzhi almost gag.
‘This was something she could never manage.’
Yet, the ‘otakus’ who loved ‘moe’ absolutely fell for it. Especially Shi Xiangning’s grand heart-making gesture, which pierced straight through their hearts.
[Ahhhhh! Baby! Baby, you’re a fragrant, soft strawberry cupcake!!!]
[What kind of battle cry is this?]
[So cute.]
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