Going Too Far on the Road of Doing Good

After delivering his lines in a proper, composed manner—

Li Miaosheng dragged the six thugs away.

In the dark surroundings—

Only a teary-eyed girl remained,

Along with the Taoist robe draped over her shoulders.

That was his spare set of clothes…

(Only two in total~)

If he stayed any longer—

Even if he saved her, she might end up getting “dealt with” by a certain self-proclaimed fox “wife.”

So to avoid wasting his effort—

He left quickly, disappearing within seconds…..

“Benefactor, wait—………”

The girl only reacted after he was gone.

…………………..

Some time later—

Police arrived at the scene, surrounding the area completely.

The place quickly became crowded.

Fortunately—

Our dear Miaosheng had already taken a side path and left early.

But what troubled him wasn’t the missed dinner—

It was the six unconscious thugs he was dragging behind him…

He reached up to touch his shoulder—

Only to accidentally grab something furry that was snoring….

But when he looked at his hand—

There was nothing there.

“Huh… strange… that feeling just now…..”

(he checked again)

Suddenly—

A small girl with natural-colored hair appeared on the ground.

Notably—

She wasn’t wearing anything.

Luckily, no one else was around—

Otherwise, this would definitely end with “official consequences.”

Li Miaosheng was shocked:

“What in the world?! When did this thing turn invisible on my shoulder?! Who is this kid?! Why is she lying here without clothes?! Is this some new kind of scam? A setup?!”

The protagonist panicked.

It wasn’t until Su Jiuli reminded him—

That he realized this little girl was actually Bai Ze.

A full two minutes later…

Two minutes later………..

He also learned—

Bai Ze didn’t really understand gender.

So its human form would randomly switch—

Male during the day, female at night.

Though honestly, the only difference was short hair versus long hair…

After an awkward conversation—

Bai Ze returned to his shoulder, invisible again, continuing to sleep…..

Meanwhile—

Our dear Miaosheng was already exhausted.

But he couldn’t sleep yet.

He still had to deal with the six creeps behind him.

Simply knocking them out felt too lenient—

They might just do the same thing again next time.

Just then—

He noticed a garbage disposal area in a corner of the alley.

So—

He stripped the six down to just their underwear,

Tied them up across three public trash bins…

Rip—!

Their clothes were torn into shreds.

Even if they managed to break free—

They’d have nothing left to wear.

“Clap clap clap~!”

“All done! This should make them remember their lesson and turn over a new leaf!”

“Ahhh~ it’s getting late. The moon is already high in the sky. Time to sleep….. but—”

“Where am I supposed to sleep tonight??”

Li Miaosheng was puzzled.

The concrete ground was too hard.

As for entering a building…

Wouldn’t that be trespassing?

Pass, pass…

Trying to figure it out—

He wandered back toward the plaza.

But now—

The once lively square was completely empty.

Silent and cold…

With no other options—

He decided to settle nearby.

Eventually—

He found a small pavilion in the corner of the plaza.

Surrounded by trees,

Bathed in clear moonlight,

And most importantly—

There was a bench about two meters long.

It was hard—

But at least it was something.

As for mosquitoes—

A simple Daoist trick would handle that…

Thinking this—

Li Miaosheng plopped down onto the bench and lay flat.

The night stretched on.

But for some reason—

The moon was unusually bright tonight.

It made him restless.

No matter how he turned—

He couldn’t fall asleep.

{Ahh!! This stupid bench is so hard—way worse than grass!

And this moon… this air……}

“Forget it—might as well stay up a bit longer. Getting used to a new place isn’t bad…”

He opened his eyes and slowly sat up.

But suddenly—

The fox lady appeared out of nowhere and hugged him from behind.

“…………..”

“??”

“This hand… Miss Fox Immortal, why are you—”

“Shhh~~~”

“My dear husband, don’t wake that nuisance. This is our alone time~”

As she spoke—

She licked his ear.

His body jolted instantly.

But he quickly turned around, expression serious:

“Miss Fox Immortal! I don’t think you’d do something so pointless. Since you said you’re here to help me become immortal—then I hope you’re not just here to tease me!”

“Oh? Is that so?”

She smiled faintly…

“What if I am just here to tease you? What would you do? Kill me? Or… can’t resist wanting more from me…?”

As she spoke—

She revealed part of her shoulder.

Her cheeks flushed slightly.

Her eyes looked at him with affection…

The sudden shift made Li Miaosheng swallow nervously….

Seeing him waver—

She pressed further:

“Really not interested? We’ve been husband and wife for several lifetimes… even that kind of thing—”

…………..

“That’s enough!”

“I only want to become immortal in this life! My past lives—even ten of them—have nothing to do with this one!”

“The Great Dao spans thousands of years—how can I break my vows for mere desire?!”

He refused firmly.

Turning his back to her.

His voice was resolute—

Without the slightest hint of hesitation…..

“Oh?~ Not bad. This version of you is much more interesting than before. Speaking such bold words… it seems you’re truly destined for the Great Dao.”

“Alright then—since I promised to help you become immortal, I’ll keep my word. Turn around…”

“No!”

Li Miaosheng shook his head.

“Turn around. That’s an order.”

“…Okay.”

He turned back reluctantly.

Under the moonlight—

His slightly flushed face was clearly visible.

But this time—

There was no teasing in her expression.

“Since you’re so determined to become immortal—I have a shortcut for you. That is…”

“What is it?”

He widened his eyes.

“Starting today—you take on tasks to do good deeds!”

“I used some connections to get you a pass from the Immortal Realm Administration. Once this paper is filled with stamps—you can officially ascend and leave the mortal world.”

“So—what do you say? Are you in?”

“What?! Wait!”

Li Miaosheng froze—

Then immediately reacted.

“Miss Fox Immortal, are you joking with me? I’ve studied modern knowledge too—you’re telling me doing good deeds leads to immortality??”