The Cannon Fodder Passerby Leaked Their Heart’s Voice
BL
Comedy
Modern Romance
Transmigration
Black-bellied green tea lotus heartthrob top x inner monologue barrage expert proud and tsundere bottom.
Chu Ci traveled into a book and became a deeply affectionate licking dog character N in a certain Danmei sweet story.
The protagonist bottom in the original text was a pure white flower, weak and overflowing with a saintly heart, who would cry for a long time even if he accidentally stepped on an ant.
The original owner of character N was attracted by this kind and righteous appearance, becoming a licking dog without looking back.
A licking dog loses everything in the end, and the original owner died in a car accident while trying to protect the protagonist bottom, who did not even remember his name.
Chu Ci clenched his fists: “Whoever wants this job can take it, ptu!”
Unfortunately, after Chu Ci traveled over, he not only had to successfully capture the protagonist bottom but also gained a deep affection buff.
Chu Ci: ?
“What does this mean.”
System: [It means that as long as you face the protagonist bottom, you will uncontrollably blow rainbow farts and praise him wildly.]
Chu Ci: ?
Chu Ci was not convinced and unwilling, but under the pressure of this buff, he had no choice but to praise the protagonist bottom with rainbow farts while cursing him fiercely in his heart.
Until one day, the protagonist bottom heard his inner voice.
From childhood to adulthood, everyone who met Ji Yanli would uncontrollably fall in love with him.
He grew up surrounded by thousands of people and never thought that one day, he would suddenly hear everyone’s inner thoughts.
Ji Yanli then realized that those people who said they loved him to death actually had unknown motives.
They were there for his face, his money, or his status.
Only one person approached Ji Yanli just to scold him.
For example, while the mouth said: “Your eyes are like the unfathomable bottom of the sea, and I only want to be a fish in your sea.”
The heart thought: ‘I’ve been killing fish at Walmart for thirty years, and you are one of them?!’
For example, while the mouth spoke affectionately: “Babe, I only realized when you left that days without you feel like years.”
The heart thought: ‘If I look at you one more time, I’m going to poke my own eyes out.’
For example, while the mouth was tender: “Someone as kind as you must be an angel who accidentally got lost in the human world, I am willing to offer you everything I have.”
The heart thought: ‘Disgusting, I want to puke.’
Ji Yanli: ?
‘Interesting.’