[Message deleted.]
Waving her hands above her head, she wiggles her hips left and right.
Movements without any sense of rhythm or anything.
This isn’t dancing, it’s just moving left and right!
I understand why the people who danced before just moved around quietly.
“Dancing like this virtually… heh… what’s the point… hmm..”
= [It means a lot to us a] =
Take back the money they swindled from the roulette.
After about fifteen minutes, I feel like I’m going to die.
No matter how strong the bra is, the shock eventually sets in.
My shoulders feel like they’re going to break and my waist too.
I’m going to die like this!!!
“No… ugh.. rest a bit.. sob… do it… let me rest a bit… ugh ugh”
I don’t know, so I place my hands on the floor and lie face down.
Oh, I feel like I’m going to throw up.
I think I should reduce my movements a bit, but I already started with big movements from the beginning.
Why did you do that?
You get out.
= [Oh… Don’t say things like that] =
[That’s why I don’t go out] ==
= [“The outside is a burning swamp”]
= [Are you used to arguing with the listener?]
= [Hey, Pabungkun, come here for work, fucking shit]
[oo donated 5,000 won.]
-Da-hye-nyeon walked over to me with exactly that gait yesterday and tucked the lock in my glasses case.
As always, pushing ahead.
I’ll accept it as a joke.
Since these guys find this kind of thing fun, if you accept it moderately, they’ll be satisfied and send in donations and stuff.
There are some guys who do it sincerely, but those guys are suppressed on their own by telling them not to cross the line.
It’s satisfying that they do well on their own without me having to do anything.
You should use your hand;;
= [Wouldn’t it be better to pick a manager? Isn’t the home industry ban hard?] =
= [Manager? Are you trying to fuck?] =
= [Fuck-job? I should join too] –
Fuck-job? I should join too-
Fuck-job? I should join too-
Fuck-job? I should join in too-
“Why is the conversation suddenly going that way?
I think we should pick a manager… but the more I think about it, do we really need to pick one?
Think about it.
If there’s one manager and I in the group chat and we say things like, “This person is a bit too much, let’s just ban him/her”?
You’ve worked hard, when are you going to have a drink?
And then go drink with him/her?
Is this what Pardan looks like in person?
And then let’s have a big drink and…”
= [Manager, come out!!!!] =
I believe in Redan!!
I believe in Redan!!
I believe in Redan!!
I believe in Redan!!
I believe in Redan!!
= [Manager, there’s a crazy woman who’s being used to spreading vicious off-Paco bait right now, please ban her.] ;;
= [Why does it seem like something that could actually happen] =
[Didn’t you already do it? Isn’t it dripping from her legs?] <-
You get out
[Message has been deleted]
= [What’s flowing? (I really don’t know)] =
Ouch!!
Would like to politely ask if it is possible to have off-pako with the Marine who wants to have fun while having sex with a really fun YouTuber!
[Message has been deleted.]
I am crossing my legs while floating in the air on the VR screen.
I manipulated the object to bring a chair and positioned it underneath me, but it looks like I am lifted up rather than sitting.
Seeing that even this isn’t possible yet, I think that virtual reality has a long way to go before it replaces reality.
I smoke an e-cigarette and exhale.
I’ve been practicing making donuts these days, but I’m not very good at it.
I feel kind of smacked when I exhale and a donut comes out.
I want to show this to those guys, but it’s a shame that I can’t do it with VR chat.
= [Why on earth would you want to show me that?]
[Partan and Donghaeng Community Center donated 1,000 won.]
= [What’s a lion head???] =
= [How old is that person…] =
= [Template] =
Kuku meme aaa
= [Did you use Cyworld by any chance?]
“What’s a lion head?
Does a lion have a head?
Isn’t that what they all look like bald?
A male lion?
Oh, mane.
They walk around with that hair?”
When I searched the internet, I found high school girls with curly hair.
I guess these people are all my older sisters now…
“Isn’t it closer to a microphone than a lion head?
It looks like one of those old days when they put a sponge on it, or a boom mic or something.”
Until a few years ago, it seemed like wearing thin clothes like skinny jeans was the trend, but these days, I see that wearing baggy clothes is the trend.
I wear something thin, even if it’s not completely clingy, because my good points disappear when I wear something baggy.
If you look at the fashion of the 80s and 90s before I was born, there were a lot of people wearing clothes that look like what’s popular these days.
So, I wonder if that lion head hairstyle will ever come back.
But the truth is that I don’t really want to have that kind of hair.
Well, if you look at the skinny jean meta from 5 or 10 years ago, people back then would have been like, “What the f*ck is that?”
Trends really do cycle.
“I don’t know, but let’s just perform our punishment.
What happened?
Uma Uma, Zero Two, there were a lot of f*cking people.”
I stretch for a moment.
Uma Uma, Zero Two, these are also dances, so I need to do some warm-up exercises.
I stand still, gently rotate my ankles, wrists, and knees, and try doing a wave.
It’s definitely different from my previous body, moving smoothly.
TS is truly a god.
I’m invincible.
If I had a body like this when I was a man, I would have made a living dancing…
I was so excited that I was wavy-waved around and then I looked at the chat room.
= [What’s this girl doing?] =
= [She’s so stiff aaaaa] =
= [You said she dances well] =
= [Maybe it’s because of the limitations of VR] =
= [No, even for that, it looks really awkward] =
My avatar on the screen is moving stiffly, not even reproducing 10% of the waves I’m doing.
It feels like my body when I was a man.
“What the heck is this?”
I look in the mirror and try the wave again.
The movement is incredibly clean.
The movement that starts from the toes and flows is like a wave.
Big waves that flow from the tips of the toes using the waist, middle waves that extend to the knees using the chest, and waves that move left and right centered around the hips.
As a bonus, I try an arm wave.
Everything was fine, but when I looked at the VR screen, the character was moving stiffly and stuttering.
“What the heck? I’m moving really well right now. But the avatar can’t keep up.”
= [Liar] =
= [Everyone says that, but it’s a real education when you see it in person] =
= [They say real photos look better-Yes] =
= [“I’m prettier in person’] =
= [If my dancing skills are also a lie, then what the heck is correct? Wasn’t it a lie from beginning to end?] =
= [Come on- Let’s get a refund] =
= [Give me my money back!!!] =
“There is absolutely no excessive nitrogen packaging.
No refunds.
It’s been 7 days, right?
Bought the equipment used because I thought it was cheap, so that’s why?”
If it’s true that he’s dancing well in real life, it’s because of the lack of trackers.
I look at the chat that’s flowing.
Not enough trackers?
Now that I think about it, there are about 5 things attached to my body.
Arms, legs, waist.
In game terms, is it something made up of 5 polygons?
If that’s the case, it’s unlikely to reproduce the movements well.
I’m thinking about making a tracker doneva… so I’ll buy 5 more.
I’m just thinking about crying out loud again aaaa
= [I got a job] =
= [I don’t mind becoming a money machine.. Just shake my virtual pelvis excitedly] =
= [VR fans are so scary CCC] =
= [I’ll buy IL of armpit sweat from Pardan who danced for an hour in a full body tracking suit]
[Message has been deleted]
= [VR latex mental hospital cccccc] =
I ignore the chat window and get ready to dance.
He said that the original of Uma Uma was a dance that was popular when I was a Jammin.
Back then, it wasn’t even a dance, it was just a meme of a nerd character dancing with a song in it, but he said that it was suddenly discovered these days.
When I looked at the posts my ancestors left behind, the song was attached to a gif file using Windows Media Player.
It must have been a really inconvenient time. These days, everything is just done with Youtube….. That old-fashioned feeling is there again, aaa = In the past, you would go to XLXXX to read webtoons and worship the translators while reading comics and the guys translating Nixdong were gods === EllaXX ==== What the f*ck, it’s been a while since I’ve heard of it = The days when Choi Moto Saimoe was popular = = = You guys with dentures are flocking: = Don’t you know when you do Mxcast? The current Veryuksoo Jammins are probably from Txple or don’t even know === What’s that, you fucking nerds = You guys with dentures are so excited about something that only you know? “That’s right. What’s XLXX? A blogger who translates webcomics? How many times did he translate that everyone knows his name. Video translation? These days, you just have to put subtitles on YouTube. What an underdeveloped time we were. Stop selling nostalgia! What matters is now.” Hey guys, instead of selling memories, give it to me- I’ll make those memories for you. =Gasp =Oh… = “Making memories’ No baby-making? <-You get out a [Message has been deleted.] = Wow = A motel off-paco in your 40s with a 178, 75f beauty (according to her claims) is also a memory, right? oo [Message has been deleted.]
It must have been a really inconvenient time.
These days, everything is just done with YouTube…..
That old-fashioned feeling is there again, aaa
= [In the past, you would go to XLXXX to read webtoons and worship the translators while reading comics and the guys translating Nixdong were gods] ===
EllaXX ====
= [What the f*ck, it’s been a while since I’ve heard of it] =
= [The days when Choi Moto Saimoe was popular] =
= [You guys with dentures are flocking:] =
= [Don’t you know when you do Mxcast? The current Veryuksoo Jammins are probably from Txple or don’t even know] ===
= [What’s that, you fucking nerds] =
= [You guys with dentures are so excited about something that only you know?] =
“That’s right.
What’s XLXX?
A blogger who translates webcomics?
How many times did he translate that everyone knows his name.
Video translation?
These days, you just have to put subtitles on YouTube.
What an underdeveloped time we were.
Stop selling nostalgia!
What matters is now.”
Hey guys, instead of selling memories, give it to me- I’ll make those memories for you.
= [Gasp] =
= [Oh…] =
= [“Making memories’ No baby-making?] <-
You get out a
[Message has been deleted.]
= [Wow] =
A motel off-paco in your 40s with a 178, 75f beauty (according to her claims) is also a memory, right?
oo
[Message has been deleted.]
= [Stop the watch and go] =
“Stop rambling on about that off-pako.
Do you know you look like Zola Ada?
People who connect everything with sex have a kind of complex.
They make fun of their own shortcomings…
Hmm?
That’s what it is.
Okay, let’s just carry out the punishment.
Okay?”
I see the original Uma Uma with the supported UXV player in the world that is already turned on.
Even though they are 20 characters, their pelvises move so strongly?
I tried following them once, and their pelvic movements are unusual.
You have to bend your knees and twist your pelvis left and right without mercy, but it’s secretly burdensome.
= [Wow] =
= [This is sexy] =
= [You’re saying that you stand looking at this???] =
= [Oh…] =
= [Pay more attention to your outfit] =
= [Is this it?] =
“Hey, this is actually hard.
How many minutes are we supposed to dance for?
An hour?
This is…
Gosh, we have to dance this for an hour.
I just felt like I was shaking it for 3 minutes, but it’s hard.
Especially my chest right now…
Hey, this isn’t going well.
I’m going to change for a bit.”
What should I change into? (Meaningful)
= [Since we’ve already started, going now might be a bit much; Your chest is shaking? (Bibblethump)] =
I take off my top for a moment and flick the bralette I usually wear.
The squeaking sound resonates at a volume that could probably be picked up by the mic.
I usually just wear something comfortable that doesn’t put pressure, but if I’m going to dance like this for over an hour, I have to change into something else.
Otherwise, my ligaments will all snap and fall off.
“Ahh… I’ll take off the tracker.
It’s too tight and won’t come off easily…”
She roughly throws the tracker away and takes off her bralette.
With her upper body completely naked, she hits her chest for fun and a “snap” sound echoes.
Exclamations like “Wow” are constantly coming up in the chat window.
How do you know what I hit you with?
You could have hit your stomach, right?
It’s so hard to understand men who like it so much just because something sexual is implied…
Oh, I’m a man too.
What are you talking about all of a sudden?
I find a sports compression bralette and put it on.
It’s so compressive that you can’t breathe when you first put it on.
Even now, it’s a little suffocating and stuffy, and I wonder if I really have to wear it.
But if I don’t wear it, my ligaments will be completely torn.
It’s already uncomfortable because it’s big and jiggles, but if my ligaments break, it seems like I won’t be able to control it.
“Ugh!!
Oh, it’s so suffocating.
But even though I’m wearing a sports bra, my breasts are sticking out like this.
I’m dying.
Do you know what?
When you wear a compression bra for sports, it feels like someone is constantly pressing down on your breasts with their hands.”
= [Who is putting their hands on your breasts? I trusted you… and you betrayed me? I trusted you… and you betrayed me? I trusted you… and you betrayed me? I trusted you… and you betrayed me? I trusted you…and you betrayed me? I trusted you… and you betrayed me?] =
= [Your boyfriend is putting his hands on your breasts right now? A man is giving you fucking choking and breast-squeezing sex from behind right now?] =
[Message has been deleted.]
= [Don’t get caught… Don’t get caught… Don’t get caught… Don’t get caught… Don’t get caught… Don’t get caught… Don’t get caught… Don’t get caught… Don’t get caught…] =
[User oo donated 1,000 won.]
“Forcing the bait isn’t fun anymore.
I’m telling you to think about developing something a little more novel.
Just looking at someone say, ‘My breasts are so big that I wear a sports bra, but the compression feels suffocating, like someone is pressing down on them’, you’re a virgin!!
Unicorns, help me!!!
Where can you find kids like this?”
= [Anyway, there it is.] =
After putting on the tracker, I finish preparing.
Now I have to keep shaking my butt for an hour.
No, my plan was to do all of this and then enter Durahan mode, but is that possible?
I think it’d be really hard to just shake it for an hour…
There’s nothing that can be done about what’s already happened.
When I turn on the song, exciting Eurodance music starts playing.
Let’s go- Let’s go-Let’s go- Let’s go-Let’s go-Let’s go- Let’s go
= [This also seems to have been popular almost ten years ago, so why is it suddenly popular?] =
= [I don’t know, but for now, shake your virtual breasts.] =
[Message has been deleted.]
Virtual milk jug, virtual soybean paste jug cccccccc
[Message deleted.]
Waving her hands above her head, she wiggles her hips left and right.
Movements without any sense of rhythm or anything.
This isn’t dancing, it’s just moving left and right!
I understand why the people who danced before just moved around quietly.
“Dancing like this virtually… heh… what’s the point… hmm..”
= [It means a lot to us a] =
Take back the money they swindled from the roulette.
After about fifteen minutes, I feel like I’m going to die.
No matter how strong the bra is, the shock eventually sets in.
My shoulders feel like they’re going to break and my waist too.
I’m going to die like this!!!
“No… ugh.. rest a bit.. sob… do it… let me rest a bit… ugh ugh”
I don’t know, so I place my hands on the floor and lie face down.
Oh, I feel like I’m going to throw up.
I think I should reduce my movements a bit, but I already started with big movements from the beginning.
Why did you do that?
You get out.
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