The Villain Exiled for a Thousand Years Returns
Comedy
cultivation
Fantasy
Modern
The world’s greatest calamity, Dan Fusheng, was supposed to remain sealed forever.
A thousand years later, every major power gathers at the unsealing site, preparing for the return of the legendary monster who once shook the world.
The black fog clears.
There stands Dan Fusheng—long hair flowing dramatically in the wind…
alongside his floral shorts.
Instead of world domination, the feared ancient monster is holding a bag of meat buns and discount eggs from the supermarket.
After centuries spent conquering kingdoms, maintaining empires, and working himself to death for people who feared him anyway, Dan Fusheng has reached enlightenment:
Being evil is exhausting.
Now all he wants is freedom, cheap groceries, and a peaceful retirement.
Unfortunately, the cultivation world refuses to leave him alone.
From accidentally beating up immortals, to winning refrigerators on game shows, getting scammed during bike trips, and starting street fights over carnival ring-toss games…
The strongest monster in history has returned—
and he’s completely done with everyone’s nonsense.