There’s Something Seriously Wrong With This Game
BL
Comedy
Fantasy
[Cannot execute. Please check your quest.]
One day, after playing as usual, I suddenly found myself trapped inside the game.
My nickname?
“I Want to Bang Faust.”
Every time I shout “Log out!”
The system only replies:
“Please check your quest.”
I mean, sure, hunting demons is fun—
but who wants to do it while stuck inside the game?!
…
After a brief moment of despair over being unable to escape, something even stranger happens.
“You’re the one who defeated that demon?”
“Yeah. About a week ago.”
“You actually believe that?”
“Wait… what level are you guys?”
“…What’s a level?”
Fresh, clueless newbies who don’t even know what a level is appear before me.
“Oh my god. Newbies are hope. Newbies are light. Newbies are adorable just breathing!”
“We don’t know what a ‘newbie’ is, but we’re pretty sure it’s not us!”
“Are you insane? What are you even saying? What’s a newbie? Explain!”
Game bugs fix themselves eventually.
That’s not the important part.
What matters now is raising these precious newbies properly—
so I can proudly show off my Newbie Development Diary to the world.
Thus begins the journey of “Faust” and “Jack,”
who soon discover yet another mysterious newbie waiting ahead…
“Would you like to touch my chest?”
“A kiss is fine?”
“If we’re sleeping anyway, let’s have some fun.”
“I love you.”
What on earth is going on with them?!